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Babelfish translates.... or does it?

help4me

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While I deem it rude to criticize mis-spoken English when English is a second language... these are actual quotes from online games. I find them to be incredibly humorous and a good example why online translators are just not sufficient when it comes to the actual workings of language. Spelling and punctuation have been copied exactly as it was on the screen.

There is a place of entering usually rarely, too and you decided to enter and to see the appearance.
You came for the jugglery that used the newspaper and the glass to want to do by chance. You encompassed the glass with the newspaper. Can you splendidly erase the glass?

The glass cracked splendidly when the glass where you were encompassed by the newspaper was beaten. The failed badly you became awkward, and you left from the place hurriedly.
It is likely to login in the user authority individually allocated in case of the case to login the adoministoratar authority.
There are a lot of human errors that the password leaks from the person the treatment of it even if a very difficult encryption technology is used, and taking notes of the password, etc.
 
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Wolfeymole

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In addition to that Bonnie I'd like to include this with regard to pregnancy.

The first being the english statement and the literal conversion to another language.

English
Remember last month you got me smashed then got me involved in a kinky threesome? Well I’ve got a bun in the oven and it’s yours!


Korean
Previous month you will carry and will be pulverized and that time it related the inside the threesome which gets twisted will make carry and to get that it gets think? Well me, it has the roll of bread inside the oven and it is your thing,!

Portuguese
Have remembered the last month where you you started me torn into pieces started then involved me in one threesome kinky? Well I have.got a bum in the oven and is its!

Russian
You will recall last month, is which you was obtained me after you they were broken after this after you they were obtained me, it was which they did include into kinky threesome? Kindly ii1 is obtained bun in the furnace and it by your!

French
Do you recall last month that you obtained to me broken then obtained implied me in a crisp threesome? Well I has a brioche in the furnace and it is with you!

Dutch
Remind previous month do you me then become me concerned at kroezige threesome break got? Well I have a broodje in the furnace and it is of you!

Greek
Remember that the passed month me you took amazing then taken my where I participate kinky in one threesome? Well I have a bun in the oven and am yours!

Spanish
Remembers the last month that you obtained broken then obtained to me implied to me in threesome curled? Well I has a bun in the furnace and is yours!

Japanese
Last month being broken me, being able to obtain me who relate to threesome which then is twisted remember that it can? It is good and as for me it is your with the pan of the oven!
 

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LOL... I love it.
 
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Wolfeymole

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Heheheheeheh

Here's another.

English
My wife has taken a heart attack. Please rush her to the hospital while I look for her life insurance policy.


Italian
My moglie has taken a heart attack prays slides it fast to the hospital while I observe towards the outside its politics of assurance of dead women.

Greek
The spouse to me has taken a attack of hearts requests she dashes in the hospital while I appear outside her insurance contract of death.

Japanese
As for my wife while I see from the insurance policy of her death in the hospital, she who can rush the heart seizure was taken.

Korean
It went out and while seeing from the insurance policy which her dies my wife had her which rushes a heart attack to the hospital and it went.

Chinese
My wife adopted heart attack please to flush her to the hospital when I looked outside hers death insurance policy.
 

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Roflmao!!!!
 

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Funny stuff! Thanks for sharing.

In my family, I'm "the one" that's called to assemble all sorts of things. Some of those converted to English instruction manuals really crack me up. It often makes me laugh enough to over ride, "Hey, I'm not getting paid for this!":)
 

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They thought I had lost it at work because I was laughing so hard reading your posts Wolf!!! :D
 

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Seth said:
Funny stuff! Thanks for sharing.

In my family, I'm "the one" that's called to assemble all sorts of things. Some of those converted to English instruction manuals really crack me up. It often makes me laugh enough to over ride, "Hey, I'm not getting paid for this!":)
LOL... I can only imagine Seth! :D
 

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I thought I'd give it a try with the following nursery rhyme

English
Twinkle twinkle little star
How I wonder what you are
Up above the world so high
Like a diamond in the sky
Twinkle Twinkle little star
How I wonder what you are.

Korean
You go out and the thing you wonder to peel, as you up comfort of the world are like that and sky you glitter and inside glittering, the diamond the together high enemy goes out and the star the thing it wonders as to peel, it glitters and the enemy whom it glitters the star.

Russian
Twinkle twinkle men'shyaya star as I interest you upward above the peace therefore highly as diamond in twinkle twinkle sky men'shyaya star as I I interest you.

Japanese
I how think certain ones in doubt, following with respect to the world, like the diamond of glitter of glitter of the sky is the high a little star those which I how in doubt think, glitter of glitter a little the star.

Dutch
Glows little ASTRE glows how I am aroused curiosity what you are omhoog above the world as high as a diamond in the sky glow glow little ASTRE how I am aroused curiosity what you are.