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help4me

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#1
Hi howdy and hello all y'all. Stopped by at the suggestion of Wolfeymole. Seems to be a failry enjoyable place. Glad to be aboard.

I am not a techie by any stretch of the imagination, but I might have a few pointers and tidbits to offer.

Cheers :)
 

DSTM

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Hello Bonnie and Welcome to Free PC Help.Just hope the tidbits, aren't Chocolates.LOL.
 

help4me

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#4
LOL... wouldn't dream of flooding the place with all that gooy "chocolate" ;)
 
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Wolfeymole

#5
I know you wouldn't love but for anyone that does it will be the last time they do.
 

Seth

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#6
Ditto on what Wolfey and DSTM said.

Glad you joined Bonnie.
 

help4me

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#7
The only benefit from a river of choclate comes to those who drown in it from the inability to keep their mouths shut ;)
 

Seth

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help4me said:
The only benefit from a river of choclate comes to those who drown in it from the inability to keep their mouths shut ;)
DING DING DING DING

We HAVE a winner!
 

help4me

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#9
Seth said:
DING DING DING DING

We HAVE a winner!
LOL... ok... so what did I win?


Let me guess... a life time supply of chocolate.... right? :p
 

Seth

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help4me said:
Seth said:
DING DING DING DING

We HAVE a winner!
LOL... ok... so what did I win?


Let me guess... a life time supply of chocolate.... right? :p
You guessed right! But wait, there's more:

You'll be the hit of the party as we provide post after post of cat pictures!

That's right, you pay nothing but get the privilege of posting a lot about nothing. How cool is that?

But wait. There's more again!

We will also send you a guide to "Clogging up a forum with needless posts" at no extra charge!

How much for such a service? Not $29.99 or even $19.99. But for only $9.99 if you act within the next 24 hours, we will show you how to "kiss ***" so that all your mundane posts are tolerated!

Fine print:

Results are not typical for legitimate computer help forums.

Note to others: The humor in this post is a result of another forum that I, Bonnie, and other members of PCH belong to.

BTW Bonnie- I know you have some good computer tips. Let er' rip:)
 

help4me

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ROFLMAO!!! Now that is one heck of a post :D
 

Dotty

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help4me said:
The only benefit from a river of choclate comes to those who drown in it from the inability to keep their mouths shut ;)
nobody around here like that thank goodness.. is there? :eek:
 

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Dotty said:
help4me said:
The only benefit from a river of choclate comes to those who drown in it from the inability to keep their mouths shut ;)
nobody around here like that thank goodness.. is there? :eek:
Not yet, but the inevitable cometh. The offending limb will be cut off from this forum.

We can have fun and speak of "non-tech" things, but the mods at FPH will eliminate that which is "fluff".
 
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Wolfeymole

#14
And as they say in biblical terms, although slightly paraphrased; "If someone else's eye offends thee, pluck it out".
If banal events occur as listed above then we shall be awash with eyes, you have my ***urances.

NB. Shopping List
1 Barrel of finest sawdust
1 Mop
1 Bucket

MEMO:
Obtain local undertakers number.
 

help4me

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#15
LOL... you mean serious business ;)

"Who's afraid of the big bad Wolf... the big bad Wolf... the big bad Wolf...." (you knew that was coming sooner or later right? :p