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help4me is having a Birthday.

DSTM

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Hope you have a lovely Birthday, Bonnie,and get heaps of prezzies.



Baked a Cake,Just for you.

 

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Awww... thank you Doug *HUGS*


BTW... just because the 31st is my birthday ....does NOT mean I am getting older ;) :p
 
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Wolfeymole

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Hey up Tigger, Happy Birthday love. :)

The Shoe shops will be in my prayers today. :D

Btw you won't be getting older if you swear again.

:mad: (hugs) :mad: Grrrrr
 

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Thanks guys :)


And Bob.... I'll get ya for that :p *HUGS* ;)
 

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Y'all better behave... or I'll force feed y'all chocolate :p
 

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For the record, I did not find any automobiles while mowing last evening. Though I did find a trailer.
 

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Listen up all y'all... my daddy is from North Carolina... and I have learned a few hillbilly things....

tar = one of them black round things on your car (ya know... tire)
tire = those tall things that radio stations use ( aka tower)
a windir is a window
yonder is somewhere other than here....
out yonder is somewhere outside the structure you are currently in
down yonder is an un specified distance behind you
over yonder is an un specified distance to the left or right or in front of you unless you are talking about somewhere on a mountain... then it's up yonder
grits is a staple of any breakfast in addition to everything else one would have for breakfast
yung uns are kids
you will either listen up or listen here to important news
"and that's the truth" is the closing statement of any worthy gossip story....



And that's the truth!!! :p
 

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Bonnie, taught you the Redneck Book of Manners,yet Jeb?:D:D

1. Always identify people in your yard before shooting at them.
2. It's considered poor taste to take a cooler to church.
3. If you have to vacuum the bed, it is time to change the sheets.
4. Even if you're certain that you are included in the will, it is still considered tacky to drive a U-Haul to the funeral home.

***DINING OUT ***
1. Avoid throwing bones and food scraps on the floor as the restaurant may not have dogs.

***ENTERTAINING IN YOUR HOME ***
1. A centerpiece for the table should never be anything prepared by a taxidermist.
2. Do not allow the dog to eat at the table no matter how good his manners are.

***PERSONAL HYGIENE ***
1. While ears need to be cleaned regularly, this is a job that should be done in private using one's OWN truck keys.
2. Proper use of toiletries can forestall bathing for several days. Howe ver, if you live alone..... deodorant is a waste of good money.

***DATING (Outside the Family) ***
1. Always offer to bait your date's hook, especially on the first date.
2. Be aggressive. Let her know you're interested. "I've been wanting to go out with you since I read that stuff on the bathroom wall two years ago."
3. Establish with her parents what time she is expected back. Some will say 10:00 PM; others might say "Monday." If the latter is the answer, it is the man's responsibility to get her to school on time.
4. Always have a positive comment about your date's appearance, such as, "ya sure don't sweat much for a fat broad."

***WEDDINGS ***
1. Livestock, usually, is a poor choice for a wedding gift.
2. Kissing the bride for more than 5 seconds may get you shot.
3. For the groom, at least, rent a tux. A leisure suit with cummerbund and a clean bowling shirt can create too sporty an appear ance.
4. Though uncomfortable, say "yes" to socks and shoes for this special occasion.

***DRIVING ETIQUETTE ***
1. Dim your headlights for approaching vehicles; even if the gun is loaded, and the deer is in sight.
2. When approaching a four-way stop, the vehicle with the largest tires always has the right of way.
3. Never tow another car using panty hose and duct tape.
4. When sending your wife down the road with a gas can, it is impolite to ask her to bring back beer.
5. Never relieve yourself from a moving vehicle, especially when driving.
6. Do not lay rubber while traveling in a funeral procession.

***TWO REASONS WHY IT IS HARD TO SOLVE A REDNECK MURDER***
1. All the DNA is the same.
2. There are no dental records.
 
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Wolfeymole

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Tar = thank you in Yorkshire.
Tire = a circular rubber thing that Randy used to make.
A windir is a windows directory.
Yonder is ovver theer.
Out yonder is ovver theer but a bit further.
Down yonder is bottom o thill.
Over yonder is a bit further but not as far as ovver theer unless you are talking about somewhere on a mountain... then it's up theer.
Grits is a something that resides in the bottom of a parrot cage or is used to resurface roads.
Pups or Rug Rats are kids.
"and that's the truth" is a total pack of lies
 

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Tar = thank you in Yorkshire.
Tire = a circular rubber thing that Randy used to make.
A windir is a windows directory.
Yonder is ovver theer.
Out yonder is ovver theer but a bit further.
Down yonder is bottom o thill.
Over yonder is a bit further but not as far as ovver theer unless you are talking about somewhere on a mountain... then it's up theer.
Grits is a something that resides in the bottom of a parrot cage or is used to resurface roads.
Pups or Rug Rats are kids.
"and that's the truth" is a total pack of lies
Do y'all have up yonder for the top o thill? :p

(Any Canuck south of Tronna... I mean Toronto does. :D)